Aren’t we all internet explorers?
i’m more of an internet conquistador
— Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron (via quoted-books)
— Meg Rosoff, What I Was (via quoted-books)
If Leonardo Dicaprio ever has a son he should call him Oscar.
Leonardo: Yes, son?
Oscar: Are you sad because you lost the Oscars again last night?
Leonardo: Whah? I won an Oscar years ago!
Oscar: You did?!
Leonardo: Of course, your mother handed it to me, I remember it like it was yesterday. Just like the reporters and fans thought, it was the happiest moment in my life.